Nothing two weeks with a stranger can’t fix though! Viva la holiday. Jane, with all due respect — which by the way, is zero — all you know about mine and Chip’s life is the word of a child. Don’t act like you know anything, it doesn’t suit you.
Yes, your one year degree is something to be marvelled at. Don’t forget to tell him that if he finds a random to marry him up all will be well.
Except you’ve done nothing to prove his words otherwise.

Oh, sweetheart. You really have no clue about the last few months. Don’t act like you know anything, it doesn’t suit you.
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That’s a great idea Jane, yank him out of school to flit around for a while. A+.
He can be just like you, who needs an education anyway?
Yes, because with shootings, his only family dying and his friends leaving him, he’s getting so much done here. What does it show when the kid rings someone he’s known a couple months over the guy he’s grown up knowing and respecting?

And I have an education, thank you very much.
(Source: jane-inyourheart)
Ah, of course, your one and only friend in the world. Have fun coloring in or whatever it is you two do together.
Oh, hahaha- no. He rang because it turns out his little guardian or whatever wasn’t doing a very good job. So, we’re taking him on holiday so he can actually have something vaguely childlike in his childhood.

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Bothering with you. Not sure why I do it.
Ooh, ever the charmer.

Calm your tits, Beastie, I’m only here to pick up Charlie and then I’ll be on my merry little way and out of your ridiculously coiffed hair. Seriously, easy on the gel, buddy.
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Where’s here exactly?
The school. I worked out what it was though. You’re not here. Yay!

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